Did You Wet Your Pants?
Michael stood still, afraid to move.
It was definitely not that he was afraid of ghosts, but mainly afraid of his pants getting torn.
Jonathan mocked from outside, "Tsk, where's the one who was supposed to be leading the way and opening the door for the big brother?"
Paul's eyes had a sly smile in them as he said, "Michael, what's wrong with you? Did you wet yourself out of fear?"
Michael's face turned red and he gritted his teeth, saying, "No way!"
Immediately, he looked back at the bride ghost, and his brow throbbed.
There were ghosts in Soul Calabash, and this was a secret that all the Murray family knew.
"Wow... What a hero! You have way too many of these one hundred billion!"
It's not that he couldn't afford it, even if he bought all the Monopoly money in the entire city, he could still afford it.
The question was where to burn? After burning these countless billions, he estimated that he had already been taken away by the firemen.
The bride ghost pouted, "I don't ask for much! My husband is so wealthy..."
Michael glanced at her pouty mouth and couldn't help but take a closer look. Finally, he realized that this female ghost seemed to be around sixteen or seventeen years old...
With a hint of innocence on his face, he didn't seem so scary after all.
He explained helplessly, "It's not about the money. Just think about it, during the Day of the Dead, citizens are not allowed to burn paper money at home, and during New Year, fireworks are not allowed. Even burning anything requires prior approval..."
"If I were to burn through these one hundred billion, I would be taken away for the crime of endangering security."
"I was Susie's uncle, if I were to be taken away, Susie would be sad. If Susie is sad, can you bear it?"
The bride ghost exclaimed, "Oh, that's how it is!"
"Alright then, ten billion." nodded the bride ghost, extending her hand as she said, "First, give me an IOU, and then you can burn it later."
After all, it is not appropriate to burn paper money when getting married. Everyone still has a sense of propriety.
Michael was confused, owing... a debt?
He had lived for so long, and had written IOUs for others and had received IOUs from others, but it was the first time he had written an IOU for a ghost.
But Michael was anxious, still thinking about opening the door for his older brother as soon as possible. He couldn't let his brothers see him as a joke.
So, gritting my teeth... I reached into my pocket and took out the prepared envelope, pulling out some bills... Just as I was about to look for a pen, the bride ghost handed me a pen.
Michael: "..."
The preparation was really complete!
These ghosts must have planned it in advance.
Michael wrote a promissory note on the envelope: owes the bride ghost ten billion underworld currency.
Although paper money is easily printable, Susie once mentioned during the time of burning money for ancestors that most of the printed paper money nowadays is useless.
The denomination of paper money is not necessarily the bigger the better, there are certain considerations.
Anyway, Michael had signed the IOU, and the bride ghost happily held the envelope, with a smile on her face, saying, "Please come in, sir."
After finishing, she reminded, "Remember to bring it to me later! Otherwise, I will have to go find my husband in the middle of the night."
Michael: "..."
Did he dare to owe this?
As soon as the elder brother finished getting married, he immediately burned it for her.
After passing the first level, Michael hurried to open the gate. With a click, the uncles entered one after another.
Huck tilted his head slightly and said, "Wu, did you wet your pants? Wait, Michael, why is your crotch torn?"
Michael just remembered about this incident and quickly checked, only to find that his pants were perfectly fine.
It was not rotten at all!
It was all just an illusion!
But the crotch did feel really chilly just now? Could it be...
Michael turned around and saw a doll leaning against the bushes in the corner of the wall, twisting its head as if smiling at him.
"!!"
This is scarier than the bride ghost!
Michael took a step back, swallowed hard, and then angrily looked up, "Kellen, are you doing this on purpose?!"
Kellen raised an eyebrow, "What did you say? The wind is too strong, I can't hear clearly!"
Michael: "..."
The second door was the main entrance of the house, behind which a group of ghosts hid, crying and howling like wolves.
"Money, money! If you don't give money, the door won't be opened!"
"This road was opened by me, this tree was planted by me. If you want to pass this road, leave behind the toll!"
The voice of the fickle ghost mixed in: "Leaving one of the uncles behind is also possible!"
Uncles: "..."
Well... I'll be damned.
"Jonathan, go! It's your turn!" Michael remembered Jonathan, who had just made fun of him, and immediately pushed him out.
He just didn't believe that he was the only one making a fool of himself.
Unexpectedly, Jonathan pulled out several cash from the shirt pocket, then pulled out several more from the suit pocket, and finally pulled out a few more from the pants pocket.
A full stack was thrown directly in: "Here, everyone gets a share!"
The ghosts said, "Don't want the money from the mortal world, we want... huh?"
Inside the envelope that Jonathan threw in, there were only IOUs, one after another.
With this IOU, exchange five billion universal underworld coins.
The ghosts immediately burst into laughter.
Taylor: "I struck it rich!"
The ugly ghost said, "I also want to become the richest ghost in the underworld! Please bring me 108 ghost caretakers who are 25 years old!"
The unlucky ghost: "Sure, sure, this is the right way!"
The crying ghost: "Waaah, big brother, you wouldn't cheat, right? If you do, waaah, I'll come find you in the middle of the night!"
The fickle ghost said, "You were bought off with just a little money? No, the bride cannot be taken away so easily. She must pass my test."
"I passed this level easily, I just needed..."
Jonathan picked up Susie.
Susie blinked innocently.
The fickle ghost: "..."
Damn it! They cheated!
How could Yama be moved out?
The coward ghost laughed, "The opponent brought out a Yama, and our entire army was defeated."
Jonathan rushed inside with Susie in his arms, while Kellen immediately blocked the stairway, taking the opportunity to extort a billion from Martin, using the same excuse as always: to save it for Susie's dowry.
Uncles were like adventurers, going through five obstacles and defeating six generals. They sang songs, entertained the children, gave money, and played guessing games. Amidst laughter and joy, they finally reached the door of Jinny's room upstairs!
Martin's face showed a hint of a victorious smile.